Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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