i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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