my computer doesn't work...
i puked on it last night
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon