What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm drive I can fine osifer
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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