I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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