we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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