Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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