you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
