you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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