...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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