Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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