nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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