Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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