She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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