wat bout pragnant strippers??
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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