The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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