Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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