I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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