WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
FUCK WHALES
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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