i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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