Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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