Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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