i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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