he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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