I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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