We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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