I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
sex in a hospital.. check
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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