Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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