I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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