that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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