I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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