i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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