Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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