Someone shit on the floor
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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