so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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