i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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