just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no you cant smoke seaweed
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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