there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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