I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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