when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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