Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you inspire me to be a worse person
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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