Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Randomize
