I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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