Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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