Well douche your snatch and let's go!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
