I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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