Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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