I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Drake has all the answers
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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