STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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