I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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