No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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