Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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