How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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