she woke up with a sticky ear
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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