And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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