Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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